profiting:

"you should have gone during lunch"image

(via clarinet-sticks)

Rules my Grandma’s Psychiatrist gave her in 56’

keepfitstayfab:

  1. Get some cheap dishes and break them when you get upset.
  2. Learn how to say “NO” and don’t feel guilty about it
  3. Buy something frivolous for yourself once in awhile, like a new hat. 
  4. Never again do anything you don’t want to do. 

that’s damn good advice

(Source: crystalground, via suckmyhotdawg)

I’ve never been this horny omfg